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Posts from the ‘Carlito’ Category

7
Dec

I’m a Three Input Guy – 12/6/18

Carlito has found the best slacks in the United States at Target, he just need a few more inches for his bunghole. Planting sod in the basement for the cat to enjoy. Australian Chinese food is really boring and the restauraunt workers talk funny. Generic Viagra for sale from dirty India. Carlito freaks a lady out when he cons her into admitting she is going out of town for a few days leaving her home unattended.

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4
Dec

Pranksgiving 2018! – 11/21/2018

It’s stupid Pranksgiving! Jin Stewart joins for some calls to motel rooms. Carlito is calling for labia jewelry and getting some good responses. Harassing the Overeaters Anonymous conference line again. Waking up UK wankers for water tests. Insulting the clerks at JCPenney. Calling up the slow thinking momos in Guam.

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16
Nov

Busting Cheeks – 11/15/2018

Insisting on placing a phone order for a Chipotle burrito bowl and being an asshole about it. Calling the Butterball Turkey Hotline. Carlito wants an Indian man to put on a wedding dress so he can see his body in it. Ordering a salad with heat.

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10
Nov

Peanut Butter Puppies – 11/9/18

Carlito is trying to share a neat trick you can do with your puppy and some peanut butter. Tires, wood and a lawnmower for sale. Short show this week as Carlito just isn’t feeling that well.

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26
Oct

Mushroom Sauce – 10/25/2018 Show

It’s Pokemon card giveaway time again! This time Carlito is sending people to the Walmarts while he’s shitting in toilet. Extreme confusion regarding divorce vs annulment and what that means for Cross. Watching gymnastics classes while covered in bed sheets and the Amish mattress guy shares a chuckle.

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19
Oct

I’m Not Looking for a Dishwasher – 10/18/2018

Carlito is calling the customer service line for Jet.com and having the agents describe the adult toys for sale. Sears is closing another round of stores across the nation, we call to check in on their plans, manage to insult women selling large appliances. A car salesman is intimidated when Cross calls in looking to compete on the lot. Making stupid noises and insulting people in a general manner. Apologies for the technical issues with audio quality this episode.

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12
Oct

Big Belly Bella – 10/11/2018 Show

RBCP and Carlito call back an entitled ‘lawyer’ who is upset that his damaged package isn’t being hand delivered to him. Lysol is missing after Hurricane Michael strikes the Florida panhandle. Calling the Indians at Cop Cam again and we’re still not talking professionally. Planet Fitness shenanigans, ordering burps, shit & farts and insulting a karaoke DJ’s big belly. Guests are RBCP, JagTV, Matt Hillock & Buster Casey.

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1
Oct

International Telephone Business Machines – Pilot

The first episode of our new podcast which will be a Patreon Horse exclusive benefit.  The first few episodes will be a free preview to promote membership and while we work the technical side out.  Enjoy and send your suggestions!

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21
Sep

What Have We Learned – 9/20/18 Show

Carlito is joined by Dwight McC, JagTV, Matt Hillock & RBCP as we go over our PLA/PCN Meetup in Chicago. Thanks to everyone who donated to make this possible. Matt wonders why we always prank Indians, Carlito teaches him why. Ordering some stupid heat crap like always. This is another stupid show.

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11
Sep

No TV For You – 9/6/18 Show

Carlito is trying to get to Chicago for the PLA PrankCon on September 15th. Help him with a donation at madhouselive.com/donate. A black man becomes very upset with Cross Skrilla over being denied a free TV, leads us on a 20 minute tirade. The advance team is calling to set up reservations for President Trump again. Weird requests for Dave & Buster’s from the bathroom enthusiasts. We also squeeze in a quiet Lunk Alarm prank.

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