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Posts from the ‘Carlito’ Category

20
Jul

Diet Ass – 7/19/2018

McDonalds has bumped Coke Zero off the menu in favor for another flavor of Sprite. In real life Carlito is obsessed with Coke Zero, so he calls to complain. Stuck in the elevator shaft again, getting extra panicky this time, and calling Vegas instead of Reno. Complaining to Vietnamese nail salons about a toe fungus

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18
Jul

13 Year Anniversary Show – 7/12/18

Join Carlito and the Milkman for our 13 year anniversary show featuring the return of weekly Thursday night shows and the MouthLine 405-396-6884 (leave us a voicemail). Technical issues get in the way but we feature a crazy drunk lady eating on the phone and confused about her room for rent, calls to Zappos and some crap for sale.

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26
May

It’s Up To Your Ass – 5/26/2018

We’re calling on them swap shop items, yard sales and donating things to the Cub Scout charity benefit. Insulting the dirty Greek restaurant and getting into trouble with Joey Guns. Carlito misses out on buying a trailer but is looking to get in early on them puppies. Burning unwanted Lipizzaner horses alive and looking for some nice bed pussy. Cross has no idea who CJ is but he got him in trouble.

Guests are: Matt Lock (prankcallnation.com/partytime), Aksper, Dwight McJanitor (prankcallnation.com/dwight) & Dom the Abominable (mixlr.com/superphonebros)

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21
Apr

Want To Get Your Ass Kicked? 4/20/2018

Carlito is all wound up from watching the news so he’s calling embassies looking to see who wants to get their asses kicked. East Germany doesn’t have any plans for Hitler’s birthday today. Hotels are not amused with our 420 celebrations in their rooms.

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31
Mar

The Dead Hand – 3/31/18

Homer says hi for the first time! Carlito insults a restaurant guy’s mother, then his mother gets on and turns the tables in a major way. Checking back in with the Kmarts and the manager recognizes Carlito. Several Swap Shop items for sale. Guests are Matt Hillcox, Zerx, Dwayne the Janitor & Brad Farter.

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23
Mar

I Want Real Woman – 3/23/18

Join Carlito for some prank call machines including a Chinese guy selling 100 assorted condoms (were they too big for him?). Somehow he ends up getting invited to an orgy. We also call people after stealing their typewriter, bicycle, fishing poles and gas. More of them wacky incoming customer service calls. We remember KDK and Crazy Michelle. Guests are Dwight McFartinhand, Dr. Unk & Major Chaos (the artist formally known as Prankmasta).

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7
Mar

Girl Scout Cookie – 3/7/18

A short show featuring the usual stupidity including calls to Girl Scout Troops complaining after confusing the marijuana strain “Girl Scout Cookie” with their legit Girl Scout cookies.

Guest is Matt “The Walk” Hillock.

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20
Feb

The President’s Day Massacre – 2/19/18

Winn Dixie is on the verge of bankruptcy, Cross is spreading fake news to the stores. Carlito is providing a very rude sign language translation over the phone. A landscaping company order draws the line at the term ‘Dirty Mexicans’. Naming random diseases.

Guests are Dom DaBomb from the Super Phone Bros, Matt The Walk Hillcock and Zax McMurphy from Partytime.

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8
Feb

Get The Snow Outta Here – 2/7/18

Calling Indian-American companies looking for dirty people to sell soap to. Calling apartment complexes and businesses telling them to get the snow outta here. Cross is trying to buy weed from Lysol but the snow is in the way. More calls to dying Kmarts, including asking about glory holes and where Lysol is going to be selling drugs at from now on. Indian spiritual healers turn down Carlito’s requests for help with appendicitis and satanic possession.

Guests are Dirty Aaron from his face, Akspa from Mildred’s fanny & Dom DaBomb from the Super Phone Broads.

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3
Feb

A Group of Like Minded Men – 2/3/18

The local Kmarts are closing! Cross is calling on behalf of the Glory Hole Foundation representing a “group of like minded men” looking to relocate as a result. Carlito is also flushing sheets down the toilet at the hotel again.

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