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Posts from the ‘Carlito’ Category

20
Feb

The President’s Day Massacre – 2/19/18

Winn Dixie is on the verge of bankruptcy, Cross is spreading fake news to the stores. Carlito is providing a very rude sign language translation over the phone. A landscaping company order draws the line at the term ‘Dirty Mexicans’. Naming random diseases.

Guests are Dom DaBomb from the Super Phone Bros, Matt The Walk Hillcock and Zax McMurphy from Partytime.

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8
Feb

Get The Snow Outta Here – 2/7/18

Calling Indian-American companies looking for dirty people to sell soap to. Calling apartment complexes and businesses telling them to get the snow outta here. Cross is trying to buy weed from Lysol but the snow is in the way. More calls to dying Kmarts, including asking about glory holes and where Lysol is going to be selling drugs at from now on. Indian spiritual healers turn down Carlito’s requests for help with appendicitis and satanic possession.

Guests are Dirty Aaron from his face, Akspa from Mildred’s fanny & Dom DaBomb from the Super Phone Broads.

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3
Feb

A Group of Like Minded Men – 2/3/18

The local Kmarts are closing! Cross is calling on behalf of the Glory Hole Foundation representing a “group of like minded men” looking to relocate as a result. Carlito is also flushing sheets down the toilet at the hotel again.

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19
Jan

More Get Your Shit Outta Here – 1/19/18

Calling a golf course and catching up with Oh God Bill. A Satanist is calling Hobby Lobby looking for discount Christmas stuff to burn. We call a couple of malls to get their shit outta here. Guests are XYZ from XYZshow.xyz, Big Fermus, Big Baby Baz, RBCP from phonelosers.org, Reclude, Green B from the Green B Show, Nashby and Laugh Track Matthew from Party Machine Podcast.

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1
Jan

New Years Machine – 12/31/2017

New Years Eve show with Carlito, Big Brad Carter, Not-as-big Dwight McC, Old Matt Hillcock and Domdabomb Machine. KDK is missing, help us find him. Customer Surveys and lunk alarms.

 

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24
Dec

Christmas Confidence Level Reporting – 12/24/17

Merry Christmas from Madhouse Radio! Carlito and Milkman call NORAD (our Christmas Eve tradition) and shoot the shit with the Santa Trackers.  XYZ from XYZshow.xyz joins as Carlito’s indifferent son.  A Twitter complainer pins us as scammers trying to ruin his night. Starting drama with a girls Mom and ordering food with heat at Waffle House.

 

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10
Dec

You Done Messed with the Wrong Person – 12/10/17

A short Sunday afternoon show featuring a nice round of Get Your Shit Outta Here. Carlito tells a store to flip at the breakers and leave them like that until he calls back…and then never calls back. Placing an order for Foo and then canceling it at the last minute.

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24
Nov

Horse Resurrection (Pranksgiving 2017) – 11/23/17

Pranksgiving is back and Carlito & Milkman kick off 24 hours of live prank call shows. We learn that the HorseyCat concept has been stolen from us after discovering Caticorn for sale at Five Below and Amazon. Call before you dig – even if you need to bury the family dog. Looking for shit massages and jobs on Guam. We take some incoming calls for Customer Service LLC. Flipping all the switches at Waffle House.

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10
Nov

Thank You For Your Service – 11/10/17

Carlito is stealing valor again, calling businesses on Veterans Day with a sense of entitlement. Dirty Aaron joins the show and comes up with a great idea: Looking for a new gym after our previous trainer reneged on a promise to sleep with us if we hit our weight loss goal. Looking for more of them stupid job machines.

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31
Oct

Fucking Idiot People – 10/31/2017

Happy Halloween and a happy birthday to that dirtbag Milkman! Carlito is helping the girl at the diner spell like she is a 4 year old. Cross is trying to buy bees for his wife who is allergic to them. Complaining to the Arby’s customer support line after we get sick eating a 10 day old venison burger. Upsetting Indians by insulting their smell and trying to ship feces to Prime Minister Narendra Modi of India. Extremely creepy calls inquiring about a dental assistant job. Pulling a Harvey Weinstein on unwilling women on the phone taking applicants for a medical study.

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